A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. ![]() “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?” “Because… He’s my newt.”ġ0. The bartender says “What an interesting pet, what’s his name?” A Man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. “The blond wiped away tears of laughter and replied, “I just got the first one.”ĩ. “Why are you laughing, I haven’t even told the joke!” She gets to the 99th step and before the step even tells the joke she bursts out laughing. The first joke comes and the blond is Stoic. The jokes start off lame, but get progressively funnier. If you laugh at any joke, you can’t go any higher. However, in order to get to the top, you have to hear a joke from each individual stair and not laugh. At the top of the stairs are untold riches. A blond is at a magical staircase that’s 100 steps high. I always liked “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?” – “Because it was two tired.”īecause it’s not just a lame pun, but the actual reason bicycles can’t stand up on their own. He goes up to the pub, and the doorman says, “You can’t come in here with a dog.” He replies, “I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman responds, “You have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?” The second guy stops for a second, and exclaims, “They gave me a chihuahua?”ħ. The second guy sees this and does the same thing. He goes up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman says, “I can’t let you in here with that dog.” He replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “Ok then, come on in.” The first guy says “Let’s go in there for a pint.” Second guy, says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize.Ħ. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.ĥ. Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. The officer asks, “Do you have any felony convictions?” The Briton replies, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that was still a requirement.”Ĥ. A Briton walks up to the immigration counter at the Sydney Airport. The immigration officer asks: “Occupation?” The German replies: “No, just a holiday.”ģ. A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. But when I got home, all the signs were there.Ģ. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. I overdosed on viagra once… Hardest day of my life! The Best Dad Jokes of All Timeġ. Who is Cardi-B’s healthier sister? Cardi-O.Ģ.They are so bad that they are actually good. The next time you are in a group setting, make sure you tell these dad jokes to your friends. It will make you a more entertaining, fun person to be around. Prove you can laugh at yourself and laugh at the world around you. Or to break the ice when you meet someone new.Īfter all, nothing is better than a sense of humor. However, they are the perfect way to cheer up your friends when they have had a bad day. They might not be the kind of jokes you hear comedians spilling in front of the microphone. You secretly find them hilarious but don’t want anyone to know. The kind of jokes that make you roll your eyes and suppress a smile.
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